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| The_Bear_Jew
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Subject: my jokes | |||||
| When she saw her first gray hair, she thought she'd dye. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. Freudian slip. When you say one thing and mean your mother. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. I used to work in a blanket factory but it folded. Corduroy pillows are making headlines. Marriage is the mourning after the knot before. Sea captains don't like crew cuts. Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Every calendar's days are numbered. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key. A breakfast boiled egg is hard to beat. A lot of money is tainted. It t'aint yours and t'aint mine. His photographic memory was never developed. When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter. Those who jump off Paris bridge are in Seine. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. Acupuncture is a jab well done. Local Area Network in Australia. The LAN down under. Without geometry, life is pointless. Dreaming in color is a pigment of your imagination. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu. The same mustard as before. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. When egotists meet, it's an I for an I. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired. A backwards poet writes inverse. In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your count votes. Definition of a will. A dead giveaway. Pay your exorcist, or you'll get repossessed. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. You're stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. He fell into an upholstery machine, but is fully recovered. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France: Linoleum Blownapart. |
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