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| eilykylie
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Subject: Kids are quick | |||||
| Teacher: Maria please find North America of the map Maria: here it is Teacher: class who discovered America Class: Maria TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN:You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN:K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN:Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this kid) __TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD:H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD:Yesterday you said it's H to O. TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE:Me! TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE:I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS:Because George still had the axe in his hand. TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON:No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. TEACHER:Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE:No, sir. It's the same dog. TEACHER:Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher |
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- thanks - eilykylie
- LOVE the last one!!! :p - _Achilles_
- Harold - Lord_DimmaUlfur
- LoL - DarK__KnighT
- I love these kids - _Nocturne_
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