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TopNotch_Smurf
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Subject: DW Rap

I got a bottle of Vodka
And a slice of Pizza
I turn on my laptop
And I'm already stoked
Because I know
Nobody can step up to me
While I'm dominating
All the land in DW2.

Beating and defeating
Every meeting of the cheating little campers
Their manliness could match exotic dancers
So don't be camping son
Because I got a Smurf laser
And I see you don't got one.
With a bing zap BAM
You'll be singin' hot damn
You got lasered by the Papa Smurf
And that's who I am.
So no matter where you run
No matter how much luck,
I'll be the one to bring you down
And make a fella yell "darn!
You'll be minding your own business
When you're POW BEAT DOWN
By the time you know it's me
I won't even be around.

Its what i do best yeah im kinda obssesed
If ur new to Dw just call this Hazing
If u gave me just a stick i could make it look amazing
Dw2 is the most incredible game
when i get online all these noobs are lame
Cuase they all play a game call ~~Runscape~~
I would love that game if i was 3
It's not that easy being me
I have endured and I have scars
But take a look at my rank:

Because I'm the best
You best not lose your head
You know you're playing against me
And that's enough said.
I don't care if you get angry
Cuz you're just another hater

I started off
I was friendly and nice
But now I've gotten much better
And my heart turned to ice
I talk smack
To the haters I play
And I can beat em all down
So I don't care what they say
I can never stop playing
Cuz I'm kinda obssessed
You wanna fight?
I'll rise up to the test
Cuz you're gonna find out
Dw2"s what I do best