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Subject: ancient chinese proverbs
some might think these are funny some might not its up to u to decide


Man who run in front of car get tired

Man who run behind car get exhausted

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ

Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

Man with one chopstick go hungry

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night

Man who drive like hell bound to get there

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs

Man who farts in church sits in own pew

Crowded elevator smells different to midget


Time Posted: June 12 2009 10:32 pm EDT
Last updated: June 13 2009 06:42 am EDT


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