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| Lady_Godiva
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Subject: reason why its great to be a girl | |||||
| * Free dinners. * You can cry without pretending there's something in your contact. * Speeding ticket? What's that? * You actually get extra points for sitting on your butt, watching sports. * If you're a lousy athlete, you don't have to question your worth as a human being. * A new lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life. * In high school, you never had to walk down the hall with your binder strategically positioned. * If you have to be home in time for Ally McBeal , you can say so, out loud. * If you're not making enough money, you can blame the glass ceiling. * If you're not very attractive, you can fool 'em with makeup. * If you use self-tanner, it doesn't necessarily mean you're a big loser. * You could possibly live your whole life without ever taking a group shower. * Brad Pitt. * You don't have to fart to amuse yourself. * You'll never have to decide where to hide your nose-hair clippers. * When you take off your shoes, nobody passes out. * If the person you're dating is much better at something than you are, you don't have to break up with him. * If you think the person your dating really likes you, you don't have to break up with him. * If you don't shave, no one will know. * If you're dumb, some people will find it cute. * You don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. * You can dress yourself. * Your hair is yours to keep. * If you ARE bald, people will think you did it on purpose, and you're really chic. * You don't have to pretend to like cigars. * You'll never have to blow 2 months salary on anything. * If you marry someone 20 years younger, you know you look like an idiot. * You're rarely compelled to scream at the TV. * You and your friends don't have to get totally wasted in order to share your feelings. * If you pick up the check once in a while, that's plenty. * Sitting and watching people is all the entertainment you need. * Your friend won't think you're weird when you ask if there's spinach in your teeth. * When you get a million catalogues in the mail, it's a good thing. * Sometimes, chocolate truly can solve all your problems. * If you're under 6', you don't have to lie about it. * You'll never regret piercing your ears. * You can fully assess someone just by looking at his or her shoes. * You'll never discover you've been fooled by a Wonderbra. * You don't have hair on your back. * If anything on your body isn't as big as it should be, you can get implants. * You can tell which glass was yours by the lipstick mark. * If you have big ears, no one has to know. * You can be attracted to someone just because they're really funny. * You can borrow your spouse's clothes and it doesn't mean you belong on Jerry Springer. |
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