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| Innocent Killer
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Subject: Silly Christmas Questions | |||||
| Silly Christmas Questions What's white and goes up? A confused snowflake What do you sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow What goes: now you see me, now you don't, now you see me now you don't? A snowman on a zebra crossing When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? In the dictionary What do you have in December that's not in any month? The letter D! Why it is always cold at December? Because it is always in Decemberrrrr! Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mice spy What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frost bite Where do snowmen go to dance? A snow ball How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack? Only one, after that its not empty any ome Where does a snowman lose weight? He waits for weither to get warmer What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes What does a cat on beach have in comman with Christmas? Sandy claws What is Santa's dog colled? Santa Paws Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a detective? Santa Clues What do you get when Santa goes down the chimney when the fire is lit? Crisp Cringle What do you call Santa Claus when he dosen't move? Santa Pause How do sheeps greet each other at Christmas? A merry christmas to ewe What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pineapple What heppened to the man who shopliffted a calendar at Christmas? He got 12 months What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic What often falls at North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow What is best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you can't beat it -------------------- Regards, IK |
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