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| Chicken_Warrior
Posts: 127 Status: Baron Karma: +123 [+1] [-1]   |
Subject: HELP! | |||||
I need an in-game girlfriend! I've never advertised before, but here we go ... About me: - handsome (well, I think so) - rich (but don't tell the Tax man) - mostly all my own teeth - some hair left (various places) - handsome (or did I say that already) - breeds beetles and moths for food Wow, I hear you say ... what a catch! But what about you ... About you: - can polish armour and shields - can shine boots - can cook a good meal while i'm venning - can stand bodily smells (from various places) If this is YOU then mail me! |
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- its like looking in the mirror - Cy_Kosis
- are you sure .. - Turnip Head
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Mama_D - it's a shame - persophone
- compitition - Lord_Ulric
- good luck to u -
Tetsuo_Sekita - What a catch! - Enthena
- Hire pot girl... - OZZMAN
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