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Niltsiar
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Subject: Try this......
A landlord offers a $25,000 prize to the first person who can make his horse laugh. Jesters and Clowns came from all over the world, but no one could do it. Then a marine walks in, whispers in the horses ear, and the horse erupts in laughter. the marine collects his prize and leaves.

A year later, the landlord thinks of another competition, who can make his horse cry for another $25,000 prize. Again, all sort of sad stories come to the pub, when again the marine walks in, goes over to the horse, and the horse starts to moan a little, sob a bit, then starts really crying.

The barman goes over to the marine and says "Wow how did you do it?"
The marine replys,
" Well a year ago I told the horse I had a bigger pee pee than he did, this year, I showed him!"

Time Posted: April 17 2009 12:07 pm EDT
Last updated: April 20 2009 11:16 am EDT


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