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Dionysos
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Subject: Sheep farmers.......
A young reasercher was visiting a farm in Scotland, he mentioned to the farmer that he had rumours about sheep farmers engaging in naughty acts with there live stock....
"Oh, yes" said the farmer, "I simply put the sheeps front legs over the wall and its back feet in my wellington boots and away I go!"

Intrigued, the young man went to Yorkshire and asked another sheep farmer the same question....
"Oh, yes" said the farmer, "I simply put the sheeps front legs over the wall and its back feet in my wellington boots, then away I bang!"

With this the young man travels to WALES and happens upon another sheep farmer, he mentions his previous findings to the farmer and asks what method he uses.......
"Well" the farmer replies... "I put its front legs over my shoulders and its hind feet in my wellington boots"

"Front legs over your shoulders?" says the young man.. "Everybody else puts the front legs over a wall!

"What" says the WELSH farmer......

"and miss out on all that kissing?!"




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Time Posted: April 20 2009 05:40 pm EDT
Last updated: April 20 2009 05:40 pm EDT

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