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Subject: paper rock scissors. (joke) | |||||
i under stand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no f***ing way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why cant paper do this to people? Why arent sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? i'll tell you why, because paper cant beat anybody. a rock would tear that sh*t up in 2 seconds. when i play paper rock scissors, i always choose rock. then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh sh*t im sorry, i thought paper would protect you, as*hole. |
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